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Defendant

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Attorney: Are you the husband of the defendant? I mean of the plaintiff?
Witness: I’m the wife.
Attorney: You’re not working for the defendant, are you?
Witness: No sir.
Attorney: I mean, he hasn’t paid you off to come in here and lie for him, has
he?
Witness: No, sir. He doesn’t make that kind of money.

What’s the purpose?

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

She was really good

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

With a nurse

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Both?

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

None

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Four times

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It is part of my job

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I understand

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Too silly

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Did you ever stay

Saturday, February 16th, 2008