Archive for the ‘Lawyer Jokes’ Category

What did you see?

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Attorney: And what did you see when the defendant pulled down his pants?
Witness: It looked like a penis, only smaller.

Why i was doing an utopsy?

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

I can’t remember

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Any other questions?

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Who is your lawyer

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

He should be present

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

He couldn’t pronunciate his words

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Did he kill you?

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

When i go to work

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

I must banish

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Attached to the ears.

Saturday, February 16th, 2008