Archive for the ‘Children Jokes’ Category

A Cub Scout trop was half an hour late

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

A Cub Scout trop was half an hour late to its den meeting. The den mother
asked them severely, “Why are you so late?”
“Oh,” said one boy, “we were helping an old man cross the street.”
“That’s a nice, but it shouldn’t make you half an hour late.”
“Well, you see,” said another boy, “he didn’t want to go.”

A little girl asked her mother for ten cents

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

One day a little girl came running into her house

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

I thought I was, but mother says I’m not.”

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Everybody has doorbells - and they all work!”

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

when mommy came to work for us?”

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

“Okay, Disney World.”

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Little Johnny Gives to the Sick

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Things Children Have Learned

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Miracle Toddler Diet! Guaranteed Results

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Little Johnny’s Big Answer

Monday, September 3rd, 2007