Archive for the ‘Bar Jokes’ Category

Control freaks

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are talking about the control they
have over their wives, while the third remains silent.

After a while, the first two men turn to the third and ask, “What about you?
What kind of control do you have over your wife?”

The third man turns to the first two and says, “Well, I’ll tell you, just the
other day I had her on her knees.”

The first two men were dumbfounded.

“Wow! What happened next?” they asked.

The third man takes a healthy swig of his beer, sighs and mutters, “Then she
started screaming, ‘Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!’”

Do you have any nails?

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Drink this in memory of me

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Drug used to seduce men

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Drunk at your door

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Drunk driver

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Drunken confession

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Drunken fat chance

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Dumb drunk

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Escape a dwi rap

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Furniture salesman

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008